Mission Brief
Incident:
If someone other than yourself were to stalk you infinitely, in what way and how discretely would you prefer and/or allow said person to do so? And if one were to do so in such manner how close would you possible want to be with him/her emotionally?
Debrief:

I am aroused.

Ask me anything

Categories:
. formspring.me .
Asset Added:
2010.08.16 15:25:35
Mission Brief
Incident:
Jules, i thoroughly enjoy your daily vlogs :) I really do… but how much of it is planned though? Plus, Ian’s personality, it can’t be real… lol!..
Debrief:

Thanks! I’m happy to hear you enjoy. My daily vlog is designed to look like a TV show in its presentation (with music, fancy editing, a logo and intro card, etc), but the actual content is all real.

Ask me anything

Categories:
. formspring.me .
Asset Added:
2010.06.17 02:21:56
Informant Tip
Message:
The wind, the river, time; none of these can regulate themselves. But the man with a soul can use the wind to navigate the river and measure it with time.
Informant:
Yan Jueling
Asset Added:
2010.03.30 14:24:32
Covert Wiretap
Media Asset:
Access Audit:
Played 6 times.
Assessment:

my awesome gaysex song!

Asset Added:
2010.03.05 01:33:07
Mission Brief
Incident:
formspring.me
Debrief:

What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Also, what is your favorite color.

The meaning of life is to create more life and strive towards perfection. The meaning of the universe is to exist ad infinitum. “Everything” is too general to have a meaning. My favorite color is purple.

Ask me anything

Categories:
. formspring.me .
Asset Added:
2010.02.28 23:56:16
Covert Wiretap
Media Asset:
Access Audit:
Played 11 times.
Assessment:

Finally figured out how to autotune myself.

Asset Added:
2010.02.28 12:26:14
Interrogation Transcript
Incident:
scams
Transcript:
Jules Ismail:DUDE
Jules Ismail:WE NEEDA GO TO BOSTON MARKET
Paul:?
Jules Ismail:2 FREE KIDS MEALS WHEN YOU BUY AT LEAST $6
Paul:...
Jules Ismail:oh fuck they check if you're under 14
Jules Ismail:nvm
Jules Ismail:you apparently actually have to have two kids with you
Jules Ismail:buuuulllllshiiiitttt
Jules Ismail:scammm
Jules Ismail:ripoff
Asset Added:
2010.02.25 23:54:30
Mission Brief
Debrief:

johnnagray:

txtsfrmlstnght:

(513): NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016…
(1-513): God I fucking love America.


Asset Added:
2010.02.25 23:52:33
Interrogation Transcript
Incident:
Alice In Wonderland
Transcript:
Jules:I'm mainly happy that Avril wrote the movie's theme song and I really enjoyed the book
Paul:It's not the movie's theme song
Jules:yes it is
Paul:no
Jules:first song in the credits
Paul:shit
Jules::)
Asset Added:
2010.02.20 00:12:14
Informant Tip
Message:
I work everywhere. Telling people stuff.
Informant:
Gabriel
Asset Added:
2010.01.31 11:19:53