- Incident:
- If someone other than yourself were to stalk you infinitely, in what way and how discretely would you prefer and/or allow said person to do so? And if one were to do so in such manner how close would you possible want to be with him/her emotionally?
- Debrief:
I am aroused.
- Categories:
- . formspring.me .
- Asset Added:
- 2010.08.16 15:25:35
Operative's Dossier
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Jules Ismail is an actress, comedian, politician, writer, and the future
jailypedia - YouTube - Daily Vlog
Twitter - Facebook - MySpace
Interrogation
Micro Updates
Answering Machine
Please consider donating to the Jules Ismail Wallet Fund.
Thank You!
Your continued support keeps Jules Ismail... alive.Associative Inquiry
Under Surveillance
Mission Brief
Mission Brief
- Incident:
- Jules, i thoroughly enjoy your daily vlogs :) I really do… but how much of it is planned though? Plus, Ian’s personality, it can’t be real… lol!..
- Debrief:
Thanks! I’m happy to hear you enjoy. My daily vlog is designed to look like a TV show in its presentation (with music, fancy editing, a logo and intro card, etc), but the actual content is all real.
- Categories:
- . formspring.me .
- Asset Added:
- 2010.06.17 02:21:56
Informant Tip
- Message:
- The wind, the river, time; none of these can regulate themselves. But the man with a soul can use the wind to navigate the river and measure it with time.
- Informant:
- Yan Jueling
- Asset Added:
- 2010.03.30 14:24:32
Covert Wiretap
- Media Asset:
- Access Audit:
- Played 6 times.
- Assessment:
my awesome gaysex song!
- Asset Added:
- 2010.03.05 01:33:07
Mission Brief
- Incident:
- formspring.me
- Debrief:
What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Also, what is your favorite color.
The meaning of life is to create more life and strive towards perfection. The meaning of the universe is to exist ad infinitum. “Everything” is too general to have a meaning. My favorite color is purple.
- Categories:
- . formspring.me .
- Asset Added:
- 2010.02.28 23:56:16
Covert Wiretap
- Media Asset:
- Access Audit:
- Played 11 times.
- Assessment:
Finally figured out how to autotune myself.
- Asset Added:
- 2010.02.28 12:26:14
Interrogation Transcript
- Incident:
- scams
- Transcript:
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Jules Ismail: DUDE Jules Ismail: WE NEEDA GO TO BOSTON MARKET Paul: ? Jules Ismail: 2 FREE KIDS MEALS WHEN YOU BUY AT LEAST $6 Paul: ... Jules Ismail: oh fuck they check if you're under 14 Jules Ismail: nvm Jules Ismail: you apparently actually have to have two kids with you Jules Ismail: buuuulllllshiiiitttt Jules Ismail: scammm Jules Ismail: ripoff - Asset Added:
- 2010.02.25 23:54:30
Mission Brief
- Debrief:
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(513): NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016…
(1-513): God I fucking love America. - Asset Added:
- 2010.02.25 23:52:33
Interrogation Transcript
- Incident:
- Alice In Wonderland
- Transcript:
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Jules: I'm mainly happy that Avril wrote the movie's theme song and I really enjoyed the book Paul: It's not the movie's theme song Jules: yes it is Paul: no Jules: first song in the credits Paul: shit Jules: :) - Asset Added:
- 2010.02.20 00:12:14
Informant Tip
- Message:
- I work everywhere. Telling people stuff.
- Informant:
- Gabriel
- Asset Added:
- 2010.01.31 11:19:53
