August 2010
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If someone other than yourself were to stalk you...
I am aroused. Ask me anything
Aug 16th
June 2010
1 post
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Jules, i thoroughly enjoy your daily vlogs :) I...
Thanks! I’m happy to hear you enjoy. My daily vlog is designed to look like a TV show in its presentation (with music, fancy editing, a logo and intro card, etc), but the actual content is all real. Ask me anything
Jun 17th
March 2010
2 posts
“The wind, the river, time; none of these can regulate themselves. But the man...”
– Yan Jueling
Mar 30th
Listenmy awesome gaysex song!
Mar 5th
1 tag
formspring.me
What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? Also, what is your favorite color. The meaning of life is to create more life and strive towards perfection. The meaning of the universe is to exist ad infinitum. “Everything” is too general to have a meaning. My favorite color is purple. Ask me anything
Mar 1st
February 2010
5 posts
ListenFinally figured out how to autotune myself.
Feb 28th
scams
Jules Ismail: DUDE
Jules Ismail: WE NEEDA GO TO BOSTON MARKET
Paul: ?
Jules Ismail: 2 FREE KIDS MEALS WHEN YOU BUY AT LEAST $6
Paul: ...
Jules Ismail: oh fuck they check if you're under 14
Jules Ismail: nvm
Jules Ismail: you apparently actually have to have two kids with you
Jules Ismail: buuuulllllshiiiitttt
Jules Ismail: scammm
Jules Ismail: ripoff
Feb 26th
johnnagray: txtsfrmlstnght: (513): NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016… (1-513): God I fucking love America.
Feb 26th
78 notes
Alice In Wonderland
Jules: I'm mainly happy that Avril wrote the movie's theme song and I really enjoyed the book
Paul: It's not the movie's theme song
Jules: yes it is
Paul: no
Jules: first song in the credits
Paul: shit
Jules: :)
Feb 20th
January 2010
18 posts
“I work everywhere. Telling people stuff.”
– Gabriel
Jan 31st
“Speaking of Avril. I saw her on a proactive commercial earlier and was like,...”
– Katherine Cassidy
Jan 31st
Jan 18th
Listenquantum jaily! Catch a new episode of...
Jan 16th
“Alexander cannot touch the sky.”
– King’s Quest VI
Jan 15th
“Freedom is the greatest gift we’re born with and the hardest thing to hold...”
– Quantum Leap
Jan 14th
1 tag
formspring.me
is there anything you ever regretted doing or not doing? Yes. Ask me anything
Jan 14th
1 tag
formspring.me
Do you like black people? Yes. I went to a high school that was majority black. And they were some pre’tight peeps yoz. What is your favorite kind of mexican A chicken burrito i love you do you love me? I love a lot of people, but I have no idea who you are. ;) what is your favorite thing to hump? ...
Jan 14th
1 tag
formspring.me
do you have to poop Not at the moment. Ask me anything
Jan 14th
1 tag
formspring.me
What’s your favorite fast food restaurant? Wendy’s What’s your shoe size? 47 do you love cheese I’m not partial to it, but in the correct circumstance, I will eat it with some enjoyment What is your favorite kind of pirateninja? The one with a clean vagaina out of all of...
Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
1 tag
formspring.me
Cats or Dogs? Parrots. Ask me anything
Jan 13th
1 tag
formspring.me
Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how’d you get them? One on each leg underneath my knees. From a high-velocity collision between me, on my bike, and a fire hydrant at 0400 one fine morning. What’s your favorite sport? Cheerleading. If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be? Avril...
Jan 13th
Facinating article on childbirth
http://www.artipot.com/articles/513061/childbirth-how-to-plan-for-its-arrival.htm ?
Jan 12th
Jan 12th
“She wears high heels, I wear sneakers She’s cheer captain and I’m...”
– Taylor Swift
Jan 12th
ListenRobot Rape Ethics Remix by Paul Moore.  Good job,...
Jan 8th
December 2009
24 posts
“Stop that! You’re making my bladder jerk!”
– Jules Ismail
Dec 28th
Listen to me SAVE THE WORLD! →
The year is 2013 and the world has ended. The President of the United States sends Jules Ismail on a dangerous mission back through time to save the planet! jaypokalyptica: episode 1 - the mission
Dec 27th
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Dec 17th
“Quit quoting me…! I’m just so quotable!”
– Danaye
Dec 17th
“Paul’s my #1 MUNCHKIN!”
– Danaye
Dec 17th
“Woah… My hands can touch everything and go everywhere… But they...”
– My stepbrother on something.
Dec 17th
Dec 16th
“You’ll knock her off her feet… You always do.”
– Elijah Sloan
Dec 16th
ListenHAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME SCREAM?!
Dec 16th
“If you lock yourself out of the house and come track me down while I’m at...”
– Jules Ismail to her stepbrother.
Dec 16th
“The tiger is no longer hungry when he goes long enough without food.”
– Jules Ismail
Dec 15th
Restless.
Okay.  This is the second morning I’ve woken up feeling like something’s been unresolved.  Although, this time, I remember a great deal of what I was dreaming.  While it’s nothing I particularly want to discuss publicly, I can assure you that it’s nothing bad. It’s just my subconscious telling me that something needs to happen.  And that it needs to happen soon! ...
Dec 15th
ListenRevisit the beginnings of jaily like you’ve...
Dec 15th
“It’s not child porn if the pictures are of a nudist camp!!!”
– Jules Ismail
Dec 14th
“And I won’t be far from where you are if ever you should call You meant...”
– Missy Higgins - Where I Stood.
Dec 14th
ListenThis clip is taken directly from the NPR website:...
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
“Structure, logic, function, control. A structure cannot stand without a...”
– Tuvok
Dec 12th